No, this isn't a post about some hot, heavy and lurid texting that takes place between a husband and wife. You'll have to check out the Fifty Shades of Grey books if you are looking for that.
Instead I bring you the REAL texts of a married couple.
Because I'm all about keeping it real.
HIM: You want a sub?
HER: No thanks, unless it's covered in a cupcake.
HIM: You want BOTH?
HER: No thanks, I had lunch.
The question is, will he or won't he come home with a cupcake?